My scraggly one toothed hedgehog found his way into my shoe. I guess its his now
Could you fucking not? This is my hedgehog. Im sensing a pattern amongst the species ugh that little tooth's got my masculinity hanging by a stringgotta go fasthYeah bitch... Dis is mine now.THEYRE STEALING ALL OUR SHOES! I'm howding down da fowt"Close the door, I'm poopin'."Worst insole ever.Comfy... Where the fuck do people keep getting these hedgehogs from? And where do I get mine?sonic really let himself goᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵃˢᵗPhonicis he blind? he looks like he has cataractsconverse with it!Gotta collect all the ringth...gotta be sthpeedyᵀʰᶦˢ ᵐʸ ˢʰᵒᵉ ᶰᵒʷ⋅I was trying to make a Sonic joke but it ran away from me... No? Ok...Hillbilly HedgehogToof*Phteven!Is it the filter, or is his eye cloudy? Also I'm impressed the thing was even awake in the middle of the day.Yup. Wait until you find those shedded quills at inconvenient times.Little sneaker.Always +1 for Scraggly One Toothed Hedgehog.would you fucking not. sonic edition.dat toofpuffy chuck taylors??Bruce Quillis, is this you "Humans seem quick on these, gotta go fast!"OMG he's too damn cuteFuck, that's adorable.nice chucksOMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES!!! i had the blue pair of these converse slip ons, and they are my favorite pair of shoes ever, (cont)Sweet Chucks broBet he whistles when he talksYou can try take it back, but that would be fucking stupid.Big foot or small hedgehog ?And now he's a scraggly one toothed hipster hedgehog.C.u.t.e :*I need dis.What if he leaves a needle in your shoe?Nice kicks.THAT'S what's been missing in my life!I had a large PVC pipe with cloth around the inside for mine, she loved it.With how frequent those little fuckers shit, he probably did claim it as his own.Zoom so good I can see the cataractsThonic in your thoe.I have those same sneakers!Hedgehog Proclamation of 2014: All Hedgehogs have now adopted the Cat Empireslaw of "If I fits I sits". Effective immediatelyHey maybe he is just trying to converse with you.This is so fucking adorable! I love his little tooth!!WE HAVE THE SAME SHOE AWHHHH YEAYou remind me of that wizard in the hobbit.Gotta go fast!either that porkypine is a foot or shoes grow in the forest. i am so high right nowSonic ALL STARS Racing. YESThat snaggle tooth! ^.^ +5 charismaMice stole my cashews; I found them in my shoe. Now both are unusable to me. Damn varmints.Its like the first part of a cartoon from the 60sStep1: Acquire shoes Step 2: ??? Step 3: PROFIT!he is so fucking cuteSONIC NOI imagine him speaking with a whistle as he pronounces the letter S "sho, how wash your day"you snaggle tooth mother..................I read that in a Pirate's voice, not sure why.He looks old or something; because of cataracts.Now that they've discovered shoes, maybe they'll quit hogging all the hrfgesSomeday I will have a hedgehog and I will name him Rammus :)adorableHey now, your an all star"Ayy wat u want? Dis mine now."I will on day rule again from my eternal converse throne!Pet rocks...BAZOOOKA TOOFI am wearing that same shoe!Shoehog*"I put my scraggly one toothed hedgehog into my shoe. I guess the karma's mine now."Dat toothGotta go fast!I love scraggly beingsGoddamn that's adorable!Considering how often the shit and then walk in it, I'm guessing that, yes, that shoe isn't going to be used by a human again.That is one exceptionally clean shoe!How does one acquire a hedghog o.OImagine putting your shoes on without properly looking.. Yikes!!now I want a hedgehogAMAZON.COM IS ALL OUT OF HEDGEHOGS! Now what do I do!?!oh my god that tooth makes him so much f'ing cuter! staaahp!Just trying to follow the family business: "This is my swamp now"snaggle the fraggle tooth :DI honestly thought that "scraggly one toothed hedgehog" was a euphemism for something...I am getting my own hedgehog. Maybe I should get him a shoe specifically for his cage...How many Sonic jokes can we pack into these comments?As a man with OCD..... Your shoelace knot would drive me CRAZY!!!Hedgehogs love them some converse, judging by previous pics. They just love kicksWhy is Pennsylvania one of the only states you can't own a hedgehog in?Like, who has these as pets? Everyone but me?Suddenly, forgot it was there. Bye bye foot.Is his name phteven?PEOPLE HAVE HEDGEHOGS? WHAT IS LIFEI think it might be too big.... Nice shoe though..Lol, more like hedgeshoeWhy am I imagining him with the voice of Papa Lazarou? "It's my shoe now, Dave!"That product placement though.I need dis.Is his name gusgus?dawwwww ~~Thought he had a tiara on from the thumbnail!Need a second hedgehog for the other shoe.Hedgehog now has +1 to dodge.Has he got catarax aswel? Poor lil cute fucker.Where are you people getting these hedgehogs!?Hedgehog in shoes "gotta go fast"There once was a scraggly one toothed hedgehog who lived in a shoe...I want a painting of this framed somewhere.nice shoe LOLin b4 sonicWait hold up they've got all stars with padded... collars or whatever that is?It must be a factory issue because I have those same shoes and I'm always having to check for hedgehogs before putting them on2D stars have points, all star brand, Half Lif... I mean Illumin...erm cuteI am wearing those exact shoes. ShoeBros 4 lyfe.Sonic, is that you?"Shoo!"hey now, he's an all-starnot all star, a starSubmit a commenti love hogs"Come at me bro"Mabye he'll spend the winter there.u wat mate?If you put that shoe on, you're gonna have a bad time.Hedgehogs are good for arch support. Put your foot in.Always up vote hedgeysI'm the captain now!He's looking sharp in those shoes."Press B to become Sonic""You are one toofus away from eternity hooman"D'awwwwwwwwwwwwPut.. Put your foot in it.HedgechucksSonic makes the shoes faster.Hedgehogs typically enjoy dark, moist holes they can stick their heads out of. The fungus in your shoes just makes it even better for himGive me that hedgehog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They see me rollin'Those shoes are my shoes! Cool shoes man!"I've just dropped a giant deuce in here" If I fits, I stings.